Bio Oil Reviews
By Adam Sinicki & Esmeralda Steelman
Due to the various different purposes of Bio Oil, and the fact that the bottle says the stuff works differently for different people, we at the Biomatrix are presenting not one but two different Bio Oil reviews. Also: Adam Sinicki reveals he has stretch marks... on his ass!
Two opinions on the miracle oil 'Bio Oil'.
Adam Sinicki's Bio Oil Review:
Bio Oil is a product that claims to be able to lessen the appearance of stretch marks, scars, bad skin and wrinkles. As you can imagine then it's a fairly successful and expensive product, and has a lot of interest for readers of this site - both for it's Transhuman-esque 'super healing' properties, and for its use for bodybuilders to reduce stretch marks. But does it actually work?
Well, in a nut shell, yes. The tube is very expensive, and the stuff feels disgusting. But that said it absolutely, definitely works. The time I used it was for a rather serious scar on my face, picture below, which is now almost completely gone after two months. It's actually miracle stuff. And so realising that bodybuilders would want the stuff for stretch marks I decided to try it on my ass. Which has stretch marks. I don't know why okay, it just does and it's gross. And yet again the Bio Oil has come up trumps. Yes sleeping on an oily ass is disgusting and your bed gets covered in oil, but for things like my facial scar it's certainly worth it, and for bodybuilders going into competition it could help tip the scales in their favour.
The price is 17.95 pounds for one tube, but after applying it liberally for two months I've only just made a dent in my supply. The key ingredient is 'PurCellin Oil' which apparently forms a protective layer over the skin but also allows the other nutrients (vitamins, lavender etc) in the oil to penetrate into the skin and actually do some good. Don't worry about the science though - it works. If you've got a scar, stretch marks, or wrinkles that you want to get rid of - get it.
Bad times... don't ask...
The doctors do a good job of stitching me back up. Thanks doc! I imagined I was Optimus Prime being repaired obviously.
Even through a beard the scarring is still fairly noticeable.
And I'm back, now with no beard and almost no scarring. What a journey. Thanks Bio Oil!
For stretch marks, Bio Oil is a highly effective solution that anyone should be able to use to get their skin looking taut and healthy once again. At first it might not seem as though it's working, but then after a few months of applying once in the morning and once at night (and massaging the oil in until the skin has soaked it up Adam - that's why your bed is so oily) a difference will start to show quite clearly. How effective it is for wrinkles is yet to be tested, but I will be getting my Mum to try the stuff soon and my sister is already considering it for scars from spots. Additionally the actual act of rubbing the oil in can also help to disperse the fibrous scar tissue and so reduce ugly looking lumps (Adam...). Apparently the stuff was discovered by studying ducks, but don't let that put you of, for skin it really is a miracle cure and I suspect it may be effective for a lot more conditions too.
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