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Home Articles Reviews Videos App Store Book Shop Forum MAN Grade So you think your the MAN, or at least a MAN, but the question is - just how much of a MAN are you (MAN there were alot of 'MAN's in that sentence)? This here questionnaire has been devised using the MAN Points system (as designed by Adam Sinicki and Nathan Wallace) to work out just that. This quiz can work out your exact 'MAN grade' (A-F, with a few extras) to display proudly (or not so proudly) on your myspace, facebook or other social networking site. Obviously a test like this could go on for ever but by using an equation that would make Einstein's greying curls stand on end in bafflement, these few questions should be sufficient to get a good feel for the kind of guy you are. The question is are you MAN enough to find out? For each category you must select one answer - no more and no less. Don't worry we don't store any of your answers on these tests so you can be completely honest. It'll be our little secret eh? Be warned though, you'll be penalised for lying. Lying is for pussies. _______________________________________________ Film Which of these films would you rather watch? Pirates of the Carribean Goldfinger Rocky Terminator Missing in Action Goodfellas AnchorMAN Die Hard Top Gun Indiana Jones Enter the Dragon Love Actually Police Story SpiderMAN American Pie Lethal Weapon What Women Want The Matrix Moulin Rouge About a boy _______________________________________________ Betrayal! You've been away for a few days - tracking and killing wild bore in Africa. When you return you find your wife/girlfriend sleeping with the weedy guy from down the raod. Do you: Join in Kame...hame... haaaa!! Cry Kill them both Beat him up and dump the girl Kill yourself and make them watch Burn down the house and say the voices made you do it Seek the thing most dear to her and swallow it Say 'I'll be back' then leave, only to plow your vehicle straight through the wall moments later Point out that she has an STD Wish them well and be on your way Angrily dump her and storm off Call the Prime Minister _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ Drink Which of these is your beverage of choice? Lager VKs or WKDs Red wine Petrol Holy water - out of pure lack of respect White wine Cyder JD and Coke Blood.. straight Ale Shandy Straight spirits Straight martini I'm tee-total _______________________________________________ Battle! Did you win your last fight? Yes No _______________________________________________ Film Wit Where is this line from: 'Let off some steam Bennet' SuperMAN Starsky and Hutch Rambo ComMANdo Terminator Assassins _______________________________________________ Murder What's the coolest thing you've ever killed? Another MAN A woMAN An elephant A dinosaur All the dinosaurs Killing isn't cool Ants or some other bug A bird A child A lion/tiger A bear Livestock A deer A horse An aligator or shark _______________________________________________ Night Out What does getting ready for a night out involve? (if several apply tick the box that best desribes you) Change the boxers if they have shit in them and I'm ready to go. No need to change the boxers - even if they do have shit in them. Change of clothes, splash on some aftershave/deodorant (Brut or Maverick) whack in some gel and I'm ready to go. It involves hair straighteners and/or breath mints and/or skinny genes At least 30 minutes on the hair A jacket over a t-shirt, possibly with a lose tie Over #140 worth of clothes and products I was born ready I put on some shades, down some vodka (that's on fire) and listen to 'Bad to the Bone' _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ Do you know the quote? Well do ya punk? Who spoke the famous line 'Do ya feel lucky punk?' Arnie DeNiro Clooney Richard Gere Clint Eastwood John Wayne _______________________________________________ Honour You're out with a lass when a bloke comes up to you with a knife and deMANds your money. Do you: DeMANd his money instead Eat all your money so he can't get to it Give him what he wants Offer him a blowjob if he leaves you alone Offer him your girlfriend Run Claim you are penniless Say 'right honey... get him!' Choke him on a penny and point out the irony Kame... hame... ha!! Damn that comes in handy. Use your martial arts skills Talk your way out of it Tell him he will have to kill you Kill him with the small lazer you always carry with you _______________________________________________ Challenge Have you ever successfully consumed a chocolate challenge? Yes No _______________________________________________ Boo fricking hoo When was the last time you cried? Over a year ago Immediately after I was born - some bitch slapped me! What is this 'cry'? Over a month ago Within the last few weeks When I was watching Moulin Rouge I cry fairly often _______________________________________________ Another quote Where is this line from: 'Murdock... I'm coming to get you!' ComMANdo Rambo 2 Terminator Rambo 3 Terminator 2 Goldeney Dr No _______________________________________________ Strength Roughly how much can you bench press for 12 reps? <40kg 40-50kg 50-60kg 70-80kg 80-90kg 100-110kg 110-120kg 120-130kg 130-140kg 150kg + _______________________________________________ Fame Have you ever sleapt with a celebrity (female)? Yes No _______________________________________________ 3's no crowd Had a threesome? Yes No _______________________________________________ Admiration Who do you admire more as a MAN? DeNiro Winston Churchil Optimus Prime Arnie Chuck Norris Sly Stallone David Beckham Bruce Lee Kurt Cobaine Richard Gere Brad Pitt Martin Luthor King SuperMAN Myself Bob Geldoff Steven Seagal Jeremy Clarkson Terry Wogan Tom Cruise _______________________________________________ Payback Do you pay back the drinks you owe? Always Almost always, like 90% Sometimes, if I remember No _______________________________________________ Bond Best Bond? Connery Lazenby Moore Dalton Brosnan Craig _______________________________________________ Bros and Hoes You've got a hot date tonight with Hilary Duff (MAN points for that by the way) when your mate rings up and tells you he's just been dumped by his girlfried of three years. Do you: Cancel your date and take him to a strip club. Have a long heart to heart with him then get ready for your date. Cheer him up by telling him you have a date with Hilary Duff. Bring him along on the date, then ask Hilary if she's up for a spit-roast. Tell him it's good to have him back but tell him off for having a girlfriend that long. Don't bother cancelling the date and take him to a strip club. Drinks are on you. Hire him a prostitute. Have a mental breakdown Phone up the girl involved and fix things up between them. Build yourself an android replica and send him to comfort your mate. _______________________________________________    Copyright 2012 The Biomatrix.Net

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