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Home Articles Reviews Videos App Store Book Shop Forum Man Points By Adam Sinicki and Nathan Wallace. In this day and age, manliness is a forgotten virtue. Men are praised for 'being in touch with their feminine side', or for being a 'metrosexual'. Metrosexual, roughly translated, means 'nearly gay' and involves polishing your nails, exfoliating your skin and wearing lots of aftershave. This is not being a man. The Terminator never exfoliates, neither does John McClane and neither should you (ignore that I actually do exfoliate). What I also do though is THIS: For these reasons, Nathan Wallace and Adam Sinicki set about creating a 'points' system and list of rules that will guide you in todays society of pussies. By dishing out and taking away Man Points we can monitor the behaviour of ourselves and our colleagues to ensure we all remain manly gentlemen. We can all follow the advice herein to be better men. The Man-Points system has also since been added to by the good denizens of Facebook! Check out the group below. Some things that will earn you points: Punching someone: + 2 points Punching someone much bigger than you: + 5 points Head-butting someone: + 7 points Playing a riff on an electric guitar: + 3 Downing a drink: + 3 points Running a mile: + 8 points Downing petrol: + 7 points Climbing something high: + 5 Shouting really loud and beating your chest: + 2 Wrestling a lion: + 20 Setting fire to some money: + 5 Smoking a cigar: + 2 Swallowing a live snake: + 30 Sex: + 8 points Swearing: + 1 Swearing at your boss: + 4 Swearing at the queen: + 5 Being aloof: + 2 3-some: + 30 points Visiting www.the-biomatrix.net: + 5 Lifting something really heavy: + 5 Doing a massive shit: + 3 Pushing yourself to the limit! + 9 Exploding something: + 20 Winning any kind of competition: +5 Being on fire and not even caring: + 30 Driving: + 2 Riding a motor bike: + 3 Being involved in a high-speed car chase: + 20 Punching through a steel-enforced brick wall: + 50 Being topless: + 1 Eating raw eggs: + 1 Eating raw meat: + 2 Eating a dead human: ? Watching action films: + 2 Not revising for an exam: +2 Completing a centurion or a 24 can challenge: +15 Climbing a mountain: +100 Drinking Ale: +10 Playing rugby: + 5 Becoming a chunder dragon (flapping your wings while vomitting so you make it awesome: +12 Wearing Brut: + 2 Driving with your eyes close: + 8 Walking out of an explosion unharmed: + 25 Melting stuff: + 3 Completing the Tough Guy Challenge: +100 Hunting + 10 Winning a fight with Chuck Norris: Man points aren't going to save you - trust me he's just letting you think you've won... Toying with you. Being able to pop open a bra by looking at it + 50 Sleeping with a gun under your pillow: +10 Sleeping with a pillow under your gun: +100 Biting a priest: +5 Getting a Blow job whilst driving: +30   Things that will lose you man points: Crying: -10 Drinking deit coke: -2 Watching Trisha/Oprah/any crap talkshow: -13 Watching a romantic comedy: -2 Being to tired to go out on the piss: -2 Inviting a girl to join the man points group: -500 Watching chick flicks alone - 25 Wearing clothes that are too small - 5 Cuddling with small toys - 30 Going to the bathroom together - 15 Having an elaborate Myspace page - 25 Taking too long in the bathroom (- 25), unless of course you are doing a massive shit, in which case you earn massive pointage Moisturising - 30 Washing ur bed sheets more than once a year: -50 Using painkillers - 15 Going to the doctors - 20 Using Lipsill - 20, pouting as you apply - 60 Appologising - 20 Straightening your hair - 40   Man rules Shots are free Crying is for pussies Bleeding is your skin crying and crying is for pussies Never leave a good man behind Do not watch films with Richard Gere or Ben Affleck in them Pink and yellow are unnacceptable Do not drink girl drinks Never leave a good man behind Never leave a good piece of food Never leave a good beer Suing is for pusies Alpha Males A list of inspiring men: James Bond Chuck Norris Arnie Sylvester Stallone John McCalne Rambo Rocky John Matrix Maximus the Gladiator William Wallace Terry Wogan Optimus Prime Jeremy Clarkson Superman Batman Spiderman Tony Stark Rocky Conan Jackie Chan Bruce Lee Jet Li Steven Segal Big Fletch  Samuel Jackson Jack Bauer Sean Connery Al Pacino Robert DeNiro Denzel Washington Clint Eastwood Jean Claude Van Damme Steven Segal Muhammad Ali Leonidas Dr Cox Vinnie Jones Will Smith Homer Simpson Peter Griffin Jack Sparrow Goky Stiffler Indiana Jones The Rock Poppa Smurf The man rules and points system were devised by Adam Sinicki and Nathan Wallace and has been further added to by our fellow men of facebook. Visit the groundbreaking group here. Remember - not being in the group is for pussies! Note: As the group got more popular the task of adding people's suggestions got tough, so if you'd like any added here then send an e-mail my way.  Copyright 2012 The Biomatrix.Net

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